Mysterious Fainting at Barack Obama Rallies Identified as OBAMAPLEXY - Cure Found
Posted by oldgloryradio on February 16th, 2008
Yes, the cure to Obamaplexy, the mysterious ailment that drives women to faint at Barack Obama rallies has been discovered.
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February 17th, 2008 at 12:08 am
This is the song that Obama reminds me of.
http://www.hamienet.com/midi7595_Superstar.html
Barack Obama, Superstar.
Who are you, what kind of change are you are talking about?
Barack Obama, Superstar,
Who are you, what kind of change are you are talking about?
Barack Obama, Superstar
Who are you, what kind of change are you talking about?
Adoph Hitler could really rally those masses, and Olde Joe Stalin could make them walk barefoot through broken glasses, And Ho Chin Minn, he could bring the crowd in, and that Po Pot he know how his words could make them hot…
Now do you believe?
Now Marshall Applewhite made them think that they were going to go to Heaven on a comet, and David Koresh he sent his faithful on a path to Armageddon. And of course we all know about olde Jim Jones. His people did what he told em and that Kool-aid got overflowin…
Now do you believe? (the mesmerized crowd shouts back Yes we Believe) Now do you believe?(louder) Yes, we believe! Hallelujah now get that sister some water (the front row of women then faints).
Barack Obama, Superstar,
Who are you, what kind of change are you are talking about?
Barack Obama, Superstar
Who are you, what kind of change are you talking about?
Now do you see yourself as as Che’s Second comin… Or maybe you set yourself up on a path even higher. Perhaps you do see yourself as the new Messiah, start a new religion with you as its idol.
Do you believe?
Cults of personalities well they very rarely end well and with yours it could set the earth a trembling… For when you come unglued as all cult leaders in the end do, you could push that nuclear button and set the earth afire..
Barack Obama, Superstar,
Who are you, what kind of change are you are talking about?
Barack Obama, Superstar!
Who are you, what kind of change are you talking about?
Barack Obama, Superstar!
Turing America into one big Manson Family
Barack Obama, Superstar!
Turning America into one big Manson Family
February 17th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you want to be
I’m the cult of personality
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1472/Cult_o1.mid
February 17th, 2008 at 3:36 am
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1472/Cult_o1.mid
You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You me power in your god’s name
I’m every person you need to be
I’m the cult of personality
Look into my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you want to be
I’m the cult of personality
February 17th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Wow, OGR, when you stir the pot you use a BIG SPOON ! I love that caricature. The leftards will be screeching when they see that one.
February 17th, 2008 at 11:35 am
But the real song from Jesus Christ Superstar (Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice) that people will ultimately sing about Barack Obama is the almost lyric-less “Hosanna”:
Hey Bama Ho Bama Bama Bama Ho Bama Hey Bama Ho Bama …
And they’ll be happy at the time. Interesting to watch, isn’t it?
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I see that Green -Eyed Monster still lives (Jealousy)